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TAGGING IS LIFE

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I was tagged by JasTheLazyElf  , Alrighty sis let's see watcha have for me.

NOW the rules: You must answer the following five questions: Fave Food, Sexuality, Fave Song, Fave Show, and BFF; AND you must tag 5 friends!

Favorite Food: chicken steaks and Pizza cake! i dunno how are you supposed to call that, but that shit is good mate. 

Sexuality: Straight as a ruler.

Favorite Song: Damn mate...there is so many good songs, i can't choose mate, tis a madness! 

BFF: Konkrow JasTheLazyElf PoneTrash 

Tags: aaaaaaand i have nobody to ta =w=

Have fun you guys~
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I got tagged by JasTheLazyElf let's do this.

R u l e s :

1. You have to post these rules.
2. Each person has to share 13 things about them.
3. Answer the 13 questions asked to you and invent 13 questions the people you tag will have to answer.
4. Choose 13 people
5. You have to tag 13 people.
6. Tag-backs are ALLOWED.
7. Be creative with the title. No "I've Got Tagged" things.
8. You can't say you don't do tags.

13 Facts about me:

1: I love my friends to bits, i have special bonds with my best friends, kinda like brother n sister has special bond. 
2: I hate horses.
3: I have strong Trypophobia, to the point that even some corals makes me cringe.
4: I made dark jokes about the death of my Grandpa for myself so he wouldn't see me cry.
5: I really love Skaven, best race.
6: I really like any kind of blue color.
7: Most people love elves, but i don't i think they are arrogant shit heads.
8: I am an SCP fan.
9: I am a fan of RPs but almost only one person plays em with me.
10: I think Homestuck is one of the best comics i've read, even tho i didn't read it to the end.
11: I belive that one day every Slav country will cast aside whatever happend and casted aside our differences and be one big Slav family.
12: My mathematic skills are very, very bad and i am ashamed of that.
13: I'm scared of the future.


Questions:

1. If you could be any animal in the world, what would you choose to be?
Any animal in the world eh? Tiger, definetly Tiger.
2. How many languages do you know? (+which ones)
English (most) little bit of chinese and i wanna learn Russian and maybe Polish.
3. Do you collect anything?
Actually yes, Coins and melee weapons (swords, axes etc)
4. Do you do any sports? If not, what would you like to do?
No i don't, if i could...Hmm...Probably joging.
5. Do you have any siblings?
One sister and one brother.
6. What is your favourite colour?
BLUEEEEEEEEEE.
7. What is your favourite activity despite being on the internet? :D (Big Grin)
Playing video games.
8. How did you discover Deviantart?
Through you, you pointy eared elf owo
9. What's your first language? What is the most difficult about it?
Czech, for non Czech everything. XD 
10. Do you think there will be a real peace at some point?
These are the stakes, we must either love each other, or we must die.
So, maybe there will be, i can only hope.
11. Do you like mmmmmm bananas?   :bademoticon: 
Nnnope they make my back hurt for some reason.
12. What is your current time?
High noon, nah just kidding, it's 21:30
13. What would you say about your city/town/village? C:
It's a peaceful little town, alot of dogs, too many, I wouldn't change this little town for anything.
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For fun.

3 min read
First off: Choose 7 characters (read: bishies) you obsess over.

1. Borsalino Kizaru (one piece) 

2. Shiki (one piece)
3. Add (elsword)
4. Jotaro Kujo (Jojo's bizarre adventure)
5. Nightmare Moon (My little pony, friendship is magic) 
6. Shas 'o Kais (Warhammer 40k)
7. Thorgrim Grudgebearer (Warhammer fantasy)

I see some pretty cool characters up there! Which one of them did you obsess over first? How about your most recent?
I'd saaaay the first one was Nightmare Moon, because it was pretty much my first show i've ever seen.
Anime dosen't count.
And the most recent one? hmmmmm i'd saaay Add or Thorgrim. 

Which one do you think you spend the most time obsessing over?
I have no idea. .-. but if i had to take a guess i'd say Kizaru.

Cool! Now for something a little more personal... which one would you marry? Why?
Since i'm straight and in the list is no girl (because i didn't remember one when i did this) theen no one.
Alicorn dosen't count and i won't say i would go with NMM cuz i would look like a weirdo.

How sweet? Who would be better in bed?
How tf can i know. .-.
Jotaro i guess. 

Who do you think would be more apt to hurt - or even murder?
Borsalino, Shiki, Add, Jotaro, Nightmare, Shas 'o Kais (only if you piss him off enough) and Thorgrim (if he gets grudge against you, well it's not pleasant)
Now who would be better... in the kitchen?
Jotaro i think. .-.

You just had a bad day. Which one would you like to see to make you feel better? Why?
Shas 'o Kais, because he is not a dick. XD
And because he's wise and good leader, he will definetly help. 

Who do you think would make the best, and worst study partners?
Jotaro would be best because he is a highschool student. 
Borsalino would be worst because he is a lazy fuck. XD

Oh snap - you're stranded on an island! Who would you take?
Shiki, why? he can fly, he would take me awaaaaay. 

You're watching a horror movie, and something startles you! Who would be the first to grab your hand?
Shas 'o Kais, because he wouldn't be like "wtf are you doing" like the others. 

Well, aliens decided to destroy the earth. Who would have the best chance at saving the world?
Borsalino Kizaru, because he's op as fuck. 

What are some things all of these characters have in common?
Nothing really, i was happy that i though on some characters. XD
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Another tag.

5 min read
RULES:  

- Pick 10 of your OCs in any order. If you don’t have 10 OCs use canon, borrow yer friends's char, whatever.
- Don't look at the numbers in the questions while picking the characters! (it's more fun that way)
- Link back to the blank.
- Have fun! Ho ho ho... Santa Clause


PICK YOUR VICTIMS!


1. Red Metal (MLP OC) 
2. Sylvanas Windrunner (World of Warcraft)
3. Go'el (World of Warcraft)
4. Vol'jin (World of Warcraft)
5. Kael'thas Sunstrider (World of Warcraft)
6. Kill Master (brutal legend)
7. Eddie Riggs (Brutal legend) 
8. Guardian of metal (brutal legend)
9. Kel'Tuzad (world of warcraft)
10. Illidan Stormrage (world of warcraft)



1. Say, [10], have you been nice or naughty this year?
Illidan: You could say yes, don't ever ask me that again. 


2. That's wonderful! Meanwhile [1] and [5] have to do some holiday shopping and the place is super crowded! 
Kael'thas: you're faster, then go.
Illidan: i'm not your servant prince of ashes.


3. Oh noes, [4] was arrested for throwing some turkeys and a moose out of a helicopter! What happened? Did [2] do anything about it?
Sylvanas: i though you're wise! why did you in the name of death do that!?
Vol'jin: Da voodoo spirits be weird these days. o_o


4. [10] made a meal for [4], how was it?
Kael'thas: i never cooked so.
Vol'jin: I be always enjoyin ashes dat should be a fish.

5. Rejoice, [6], you are going to be [8]'s secret Santa this year! Shh, what would you gift [8] for Christmas?
Kill master: Eeh what the hell, why do we need to be that what's his name?
Guardian of metal: *walks in santas suit* speak for yourself.

6. [9] was randomly visited by [1]'s Ghost of Christmas Past because they was bored. What (interesting) scene did they show [9] about [1]'s past?
Red metal: Do ya remember when ye corrupted Arthas from inside out? owo *shows him the scene*
Kel'tuzad: ah yes that was many moons ago, good times. 

7. Bummer, a random hobo expelled the ghost. In the mean time [10] is at his/her house alone (if they don't have a house, they're in someone else's house) when some "friendly" burglars decided to "visit" the place...
Illidan: *gets his blades* YOU ARE NOT PREPAAAAAARED! 

8. What is your favorite song for this holiday season, [4]? Heck, pick more than one if you want to!
Vol'jin: I be pickin somethin from da ETCs or go to me tribe and ask to play some drums. 

9. Merry! To spread the holiday spirit the song(s) was played to [3] when he/she was sleeping. What was [3]'s opinion about it?
Go'el: BY THE ROLLING THUNDER LET ME SLEEP!

10. For some reasons [5] has been chased around by a team of insane flying reindeer. Oh deer.
Kael'thas: *burns them alive* they attacked me first everyone saw that! 

11. [2], [7] and a penguin with fancy moustache was trapped in an ice cave with no way to communicate outside. 15 minutes later what happen?
Eddie: we could um, you know. >w>
Sylvanas: i'm dead you know.
Eddie: .......Ou.

12. [6] on a snowboard bumped into [9] who was also on a snowboard. They both fell, rolled through a forest, a frozen stream, a rocky slope and finally landed on a polar bear. What happened next?
*after 15 minutes of panic running* :Kel'tuzad: YOU JUST COULDN'T BUMB INTO SOMEONE ELSE HUH!?
Kill master: chill you're dead so you don't need to worry.

13. If there is a poll of best asparagus scarf wearer which one in [1], [3] and [8] will win first place?
Red metal or guardian of metal. 

14. Hey, look, mistletoe! [3] and [7], to kiss or not to kiss?
Eddie: oh hell no.
Go'el: i'm married so, no

15. [2] was assigned to sell 6666999333 boxes of cupcakes in 24 hours or they will be turned into a distorting elf and work for Satan Claw for eternity. Will they make it through?
Sylvanas: *preparing bow* This will be intresting...

16. [4], [5] and [10] made a band to raise money for charity fund to buy gifts for poor children this winter. How was it going?
Vol'jin: i be playin da drums mon!
Illidan: this is ridiculous
Kael'thas i shall play the lute!

17. [1] found [6] inside a fridge along with leftover frozen turkey, candy canes, some beers and a collection of grenades. What did they do?
Red metal: .....the fuck are you doing here.
Kill master: Bed is too warm, so i got here.
Red metal: with aaaaaall the food.
Kill master: not all anymore. >.>

18. [3] and [9] were having a snow ball fight-to-death match with [7] as the referee. How was it end?
Eddie: since Go'el is stronger, bigger and a shaman, he wins.
Go'el: hehehe
Guardian of metal: *covered in snow* greaaaaat...now get me out.

19. [8] was in charge of decorating a giant pine tree for an important event. How is the tree look like?
Guardian of metal: my master piece
Red metal: now that's a decoration with style owo
Eddie: oh heeeell yes 
*tree is covered in skulls, metal insignias and metal band logos*



20. Everyone in the group was finally having a grand dinner together in peace or in pieces around the pine tree. Tag someone or make the random hobo crash the party to end the meme!
hobo: *breaks through the window* THROUGH THE WINDOOOOOW TO DA WILD!
everyone: SRSLY!? E_E
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Pokemonz

3 min read
Tagged by PrincessJasminbrony   

Instructions:
1. go to randompokemon.com 
2. change to generate 1, all types, all regions 
3. fill out le questions

- This Pokémon is you:

 Well uh, i expected something better tbh. .-.
- This Pokémon is your best friend: 
 Bulbasaur? okay i can live with that. x3
- This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:

 Loudred? rly? e^e
- This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:

 .....yep i'm fucked.
- This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:

 oh god. ._.
- This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:

  SKORUPI!? ;-;
- This Pokémon is your ex:

 ....i think i know why it's ex. e.e
- This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:

 awww Magby x3 your evolution is fucking ugly. e_e
- This Pokémon ate all your cake:

 You better help me make another. e_o
- This Pokémon is what you felt in bed last night:

 RHYDON DON'T YOU DARE DO SOMETHING WITH THAT HORN.
- This Pokémon punched your mom:

 you better run you lil shit. e_e
- This Pokémon will do anything to steal your shoes:

 GIVE EM BACK I ONLY HAVE THREE PAIRS ;^;
- This Pokémon died by your own hands:

 Nonononono not you not youuuhuhuhuu ;_;
- This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:

 .....can i take other companion please? ;-;
- This Pokémon reads you bedtime stories:

 aww okay x3
- This Pokémon is your loving pet:

 okay come with me, we shall go to the shop for your snacks x33
 - This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:

 can you atleast make me sleep? ;-;
- This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:

 yah Nidorino is nice x3
- This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:

 how in the fuck did you get here?
- This Pokémon plays with you in an alternate universe:

 emm ok .-.
- This Pokémon is your guardian angel:

 atleast you don't look dumb...XD
- This Pokémon wants to draw with you:

 Grovyle? why not x3
- This Pokémon is the first you will encounter:

 FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUU!
- This Pokémon will come take care of you when you can't:

 well atleast it's not something worse XD 
- This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:

 YOU SAT ON ME AND I DIED HUH!? E^E
- This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:

 Lampent whyyy i like youu ;-;
- This Pokémon always borrows money from you:

 you fuckin bitch e_e
- This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:

 RLY!? XD
- This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people:
 why can't you be my companion for life? ;_;
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