Tagged by PrincessJasminbrony
Instructions:
1. go to randompokemon.com
2. change to generate 1, all types, all regions
3. fill out le questions
- This Pokémon is you:
Well uh, i expected something better tbh. .-.
- This Pokémon is your best friend:
Bulbasaur? okay i can live with that. x3
- This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
Loudred? rly? e^e
- This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
.....yep i'm fucked.
- This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:
oh god. ._.
- This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:
SKORUPI!? ;-;
- This Pokémon is your ex:
....i think i know why it's ex. e.e
- This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:
awww Magby x3 your evolution is fucking ugly. e_e
- This Pokémon ate all your cake:
You better help me make another. e_o
- This Pokémon is what you felt in bed last night:
RHYDON DON'T YOU DARE DO SOMETHING WITH THAT HORN.
- This Pokémon punched your mom:
you better run you lil shit. e_e
- This Pokémon will do anything to steal your shoes:
GIVE EM BACK I ONLY HAVE THREE PAIRS ;^;
- This Pokémon died by your own hands:
Nonononono not you not youuuhuhuhuu ;_;
- This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:
.....can i take other companion please? ;-;
- This Pokémon reads you bedtime stories:
aww okay x3
- This Pokémon is your loving pet:
okay come with me, we shall go to the shop for your snacks x33
- This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:
can you atleast make me sleep? ;-;
- This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:
yah Nidorino is nice x3
- This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
how in the fuck did you get here?
- This Pokémon plays with you in an alternate universe:
emm ok .-.
- This Pokémon is your guardian angel:
atleast you don't look dumb...XD
- This Pokémon wants to draw with you:
Grovyle? why not x3
- This Pokémon is the first you will encounter:
FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUU!
- This Pokémon will come take care of you when you can't:
well atleast it's not something worse XD
- This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:
YOU SAT ON ME AND I DIED HUH!? E^E
- This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:
Lampent whyyy i like youu ;-;
- This Pokémon always borrows money from you:
you fuckin bitch e_e
- This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:
RLY!? XD
- This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people:
why can't you be my companion for life? ;_;